Knitting level 1000

Boredom level 2000

But but but how?

I was gonna be like, "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE THAT POOR PIGEON FAKE CHIPS, YOU COWARDLESS BITCH?!" bUT THEN i REALIZED..... I reaLIZED... ..... THE GOD DAMN PIGEON IS KNITTED, TOO!

I thought "The pigeon is really stupid, going after the knitted chips and all.". Then I realized I'm the pigeon.

It's over NINE THOUSAND