I love you in Russian

And in German it's Ich liebe dich <-- I'm not even joking, German sounds metal enough already

I like that better. It's poetic.

Am I the only one who noticed the Google Translate translation below the picture?

wtf, who translated that? There is nothing written about how we actually say "I love you"

unless you are gay.....

I speak Russian and I confirm that "I love you" is I love you in Russian, but if you want to be poetic, there's another sentence for "leave and I will cry"
And that part about vodka and bitches is true

In Sweden we say: jag älskar dig

In afrikaans it's 'Ek's lief vir jou.'

In Spanish it is, Te amo.

Ik hou van jou. In dutch

No... In russia we say я лувлу тебя ( Ya lublyu Tebya) which is I love you

Minä Rakastan Sinua suomalainen (Finnish)