me in front of my crush

Yo what the hell's in that hole. It fucking moved, yo

no, i see it lol. i just have no freaking clue what it is

Okay, I just stared at it intently.. It looks like a squirrel.

Guys, it's obvious that it's the grumpy old troll from Dora

Sparklez I hate to disagree, but it looks too big to be a squirrel

I think ive worked it out, its a man and he moves his hands and shouts something

Also, maybe I'm just used to seeing fat squirrels.. There are fearless squirrel on my campus, and took this guy's pizza. No joke.

That is awesome!

a cat? maybe? i thought it was man at first but i really can't tell

Its hard to know for sure without know how deep it is

It's possibly a man working down there.

Maybe it's Pennywise from 'IT'

It looks like a worker with a hard hat drinking coffee.

Well do you have any idea how much I struggle to fond the right words to say with you?

*blushes* I can never find the perfect words with you. I need perfect words to be spoken to a perfect man.

Please. I'm not perfect. I just try to live my life the best that I can.

Every time I read a conversation between you two I question how anyone can be so incredibly smooth...

By being eroded and pumeled by everything my whole life.

Well it definitely payed off

Pressure and erosion often does result in beauty. Diamonds are lumps of coal that under incredible pressure transforms into something miraculous.

If diamonds are just compact coal then that means that we all have the potential to reach your high level of smoothness

Of course. But it takes a lot, I've been through low times, extreme depression, alcohol, suicide attempts, extreme anger at everything. I've been through things.

I'm so sorry D: I'm always here if you want to talk...

I'm past a lot of it. I've made great friends on the internet mostly thanks to this site and tumblr, and I've met a couple of people who genuinely make me happy and make me smile when I think about them. I've survived being sexually abused by my dad for half a decade, I've survived depression. I've survived a lot, and its helped make me into the person I am today.

All of that sounds pretty tough, I'm glad you were able to make it past so much, I can't even imagine doing that myself... Just remember your Funsubstance family is always here for you :)

No, I'm always here for my fs family. I just care about others.

*Forces group hug on all of Funsubstance*

You have a really detailed imagination...

you say detailed, i say majorly fucked up. whatever, same difference, right?

So, all of us just got HUGELY downvoted.

I've never actually been downvoted this much... It's quite an experience

It's honestly REALLY damaging me.. I know I shouldn't be feeling this way, but damn it hurts. Way too much than it should, I'm actually considering disappearing..

What hurts the most is that ALOT of people upvote squishy, lovey dovey, things, but when it comes to me "This is an abomination" and "barf". Why am I being singled out??

Why do I have to have sensitive girl feelings?? I've lost my uncle, seen a few die, and this, THIS, is going to make me cry. I'm pathetic. :/ Sorry, I'm venting to you.

Like I said, I'm always here if anyone wants to talk :) And you aren't pathetic, just for the record

Damn it, why can't I know you in real life?? I really just need to be held right now..

Pebble, you didn't have to get all riled up.. It's okay, people will be people. They seem to love couples, but when it comes to us it's just like "fuck you".

Sorry, I'm all the way in Arizona...

oh my word I could punch someone now, what is it with all the downvotes? Good heavens those people just don't care, do they? Do they?

Tried my best and upvoted all of your comments guys, will get my friend to do it too. Just to make you guys better, even if it isn't much :/

Obviously not. They don't know me, and what I've been through, but yet they choose to use these words when the matters could've been solved easily without their extra remarks.

Some people would be better burning in hell or something. They really are mean, I've been through it all, even if it were just online.

hey guys (: I'm iamnotyourmother's friend. sorry for all the downvotes, I don't know what's wrong with these people.

They must be removed from the internet.

You just mended my heart<3

sparklez, your account bio is so sad D: xD

Eh, mines the same-ish XD

yeah but you have the fox, so it's like "what you doin' ? ". jy dis mneh om heeltyd eng te praat xD

Explain??

sorry we're both Afrikaans and we normally talk Afrikaans when we text, so it just feels a bit weird.

Haha, sorry she's talking twisted languages. She's talking about my profile picture, the fox, and then she said it's hard to talk in english.

I DID NOT SAY IT'S HARD I SAID IT FEELS A BIT WEIRD. I'm very good in English (:

XD so THAT'S what 'mneh' means. Sorry Sparklez, she's messed up mmmhhmm? XD

Sparklez, oh, Sparkles
PleeeEAAse don't let that comments of yours be UP
yes, Up.
PleeeEEAASe, oh, Sparklez.
-song I wrote (: (Like it or i'll lick you)

Uhh iamsheep, calm yourself down.

Sorry. But I've said before, you piss me off or get on my bad side and you will see a part of me you won't like. I'm a little calmer now that I've gotten some sleep. And sparklez I'm here for you.

<3 Yeah, it sucks, but I had a hard time sleeping last night.. My heart ached too much.

:-( I'll help you sleep. You can fall asleep in my arms. Apparently people hate what they create. But fuck 'em.

Pebble knows his shit. if only more people had minds like ours,n we could live in peace x_X

:3

hi i'm iamnotyourmother's friend, too, and i upvoted the comments too :)

I'm so sorry for all the damned people who downvoted. They cleaarly are IDIOTS. Ba-ah.