Where's my chair?

And you feel so betrayed by the world that you just have to lie on the ground and count to ten to vent some anger

My brother was sitting on a chair playing video games but he was in the way, so my Dad tried to move the chair with him in it, but he was focused on his game and wasn't paying attention to what was happening in real life so he stood up and my Dad moved the chair and he sat back down again but the chair wasn't there anymore. And then he got mad at my Dad.

That scary moment when you sit on a chair but there is already a pair of your nuts in it.

This is perfect

OMG snake said my name