Library...

This is cousin to walking out of a store without buying something and having to put on your best "I really haven't stolen anything" look.

Yes, teenagers often burn down villages in their free time.

Many villages. So little time.

This is how I feel when I smile at old people and they glare back...

I work at a library and I can tell you that librarians don't give a shit until you do something that gets them involved, then they will never forget your face.

I'm short so I can almost instantly look 9 when I want. Extremely helpful with conning grandparents XD.