Mean girls reference in 3, 2, 1...

You can only wear track pants on Friday!!

she's wearing pink... lets hope it's wednesday!

No that's Jackie Tyler jeez people get your facts straight

Im not a regular mom, im a cool mom!

Dat ass tho

Once this girl I knew said I was fetch and i said "stop trying to make fetch happen it's not going to happen" and she looked at me really offended.

'ah, you girls keep me young'