'Oh dear'

One time i touched an iron, and i don't know how i didn't notice but i just kept it there for ages and then i was like oh snap my hand is burning, now my hand just has a patch of burntness on my finger

"Happens sometimes" it means this is not the first time.

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One time a bird flew right in my face and I didn't even move. My step mom flinched but I just sat there like "oh. Hi birdie". Then about two minutes later I jumped up and yelled "Holy crap! A bird nearly face-offed me!" Sometimes I have delayed reactions.

I tore off the front of my toe running barefoot once. I walked home and bandaged it, mainly just upset that my run was cut short. Yesterday I got a paper cut on my knuckle and ended up on the floor crying for 5 minutes.

I read circumstances as circumcisions

One time I was at gymnastics and I was standing on the vault table and I jumped down and I landed on a nail and it went through almost my whole foot and I just walked back until my foot started to lose feeling and I finally told my coach

How did he catch his eyebrow on fire. It is simple really. He is Adam Savage

I've burnt my eyebrows from the barbecue before because the flame just burst up and was like all up in my face but then I walked away like "oh okay. So that was a thing that happened." But then this one time a fish hook slightly poked me in the pinky and I was crying for hours