criminally smooth

It will always strike. Our love is strong. :-P

You guys should take a couple selfie ❤️

I would, but she is in Texas and I'm in Missouri. And if we could you guys wouldn't want to see me kissing her. ;-)

That is a lie we do

Woah woah woah... does the comment above pebble's look like it's in a different font to you????????

Yeah.

What is this sorcery?!?!

I don't think it looks different.

*Whispers* I know, just making sure you're alright.

*whispers* ok

*Whispers* I like your username

*whispers* i like pasta

*Whispers* Yeah, me too

*whispers* Can someone pass the pasta?

*whispers* Does anybody have some extra tomato sauce?

*hands paisley some Prego*

*whispers* But I've been using ragu for years

*whispers* I like ragu for my spaghetti and prego for pizza...

*whispers* ragu is good

*whispers* ragu is dope

*whispers* Ragu is the shit...

*whispers* You know it is

CAN WE STOP WHISPERING!!!

*yells* YEAH

*yells* YEAH WOO!

*yells* YEP

-Uses a megaphone- PRAISE THE ITALIANS!

*yells* HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THE MEGAPHONE?

I GOT IT FROM IKEA

*yells* WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE AN EXTRA ONE ON YOU?

YES BUT IT SHORTS OUT SOMETIMES.

*yells* THAT'S FINE, COULD I BORROW IT FOR A WHILE?

GO AHEAD -tosses it-

*whispers* guys you'll wake the neighbors

-Yells into the megaphone- THIS IS MY LAST DAY OF FREEDOM BEFORE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. I SHALL DEFY THE HUMAN MORALS AND DO WHAT I WOULD LIKE. -Throws the megaphone into a bush-

*whispers* Sorry, I just want a megaphone so bad...

-Speaking regularly- Did you catch the megaphone I tossed?

-Speaking regularly- No, I hadn't seen you toss it, did you see where it went?

The one that shorts out is on the street. The one the I had is over in that bush. You can take either.

Thanks, I'll just take the one that shorts out

Wait how did this even start this isn't even related to the post..

We were discussing pasta sauces

Spaghetti~~~~~~~

I like fettuccine

Fusilli is good

Vermicelli... mmmmm... :(

I'm a strong supporter of all pasta