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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
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The guy smirked playfully. He bit his lip, then spoke humorously, but seductively, "I already have a leek in my pants"
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builtforsin
· 11 years ago
And suddenly. Dressing.
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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
*to the tune of a popular Lonely Island song* ranch in my pants
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tripodhyphenpop
· 11 years ago
*piqued
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paaaisleyyy
· 11 years ago
Why am I aroused by fanfiction about a lettuce bra
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lemmeliveinbooks
· 11 years ago
What the fuck did I just read?
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tuner34
· 11 years ago
A true salad toss!
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guest
· 11 years ago
I think it's cabbage though :(
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lemmeliveinbooks
· 11 years ago
"MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! What a horrible misuse of MY CABBAGES!!!!!"
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builtforsin
· 11 years ago
I believe it's iceburg lettuce bra, from victoria's salad, their new organic collection
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amayaknight
· 10 years ago
Is this a real bra...
chelseajenise
· 11 years ago
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