How do you even?

Easy to explain. The squirrel was the lookout.

What did she do? Stab him with the claws or make the squirrel bare its teeth and stab him that way?

I had to look this up because I was so curious, and then I got a little bit disappointed to find out it wasn't a real squirrel. It was just ceramic.

I think we should stop here for a moment and recognize the merit of that

Ah Tampa Bay. My home. Where the stupidly crazy shit happens

"well shit,"

How else would you stab him?

How? That's all.

...this person is in my area....love me bby, lets have the fuk and makes ze babiz

To stab someone with a squirrel, one would need to break the leg, then stab the husband with the squirrel leg-bone shard.