Thanks, body parts

My nose, for letting me smell out trouble before it gets out if hand

My tongue, to taste pizza.

My appendix... Erm, you're not really needed but, hey, you're always there for me.

My brain, for naming itself

My eyes, for helping me see clearly... even though I wear glasses, but that's besides the point.

My skin, for preventing others from seeing my muscles.

My sphincter, for taking care of the bull shit