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Zombie Rex 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
A Z-Rex if you will?
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Las Vegas sounds made up 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Okay but the King has to be The King
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Gone, but not forgotten. He did love that refrigerator 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yes....'prop' head
Locating eel testes is a slippery slope that leads to the Oedipus Complex 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
We all know Freud isn't in heaven
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Would u do it? 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Boutta start my camming career
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You aquired the forbidden knowledge 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
The binary reads "agony"
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The aftermath of Hurricane Natasha. Sustained winds of over 625 mph caused entire office 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I can't go through this again! I just can't!!
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You're ***ed, Tom. You're ***ed 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
How the mighty fall :(
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Sank that *** 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
How 'bout stop shipping kids?
Time to drink bois 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
"When it gets to here, we can drink again!"
Hacker targetting child abusers 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
King.
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Don’t @ me your feelings are well noted but incorrect 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah, there's no quantifiable measurement of pain because pain thresholds vary so much. Except for the Schmidt Pain Index but that's because schmidt himself is a maniac and got stung, bitten, or stabbed by everything he could to make a comparative pain index
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Reverse balding here we go 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
It's called paying to restore your hair
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Powerpuff Girls getting woke, goin' broke 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
this can't be real
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Sorry for the free upgrade 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
When your dick ribbed for her pleasure
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They literally fought to preserve slavery, f*** em 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah but then again you don't hear people often going around saying "Y'know Hitler was a great guy!"
It's a sign! 29 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Y'know, it's weird how the cloud formations stayed exactly the same all year 'round! Not to mention the deciduous trees never growing leaves? I'm smelling something, and it smells a lot like bullshit!
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Aye tone 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
"Hey, I'm crucifying Jesus of Nazareth here!"
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Happy Confederate surrender day everyone. Thankfully they got curb stomped by the Union 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Or what? The south will rise again?
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Think Ethan think 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Ah yes, a warriors death!
Interesting... Should I try it? 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Huh, maybe I'm Dutch!
That picture tho 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
In this context it's probably fat upper pubic area!
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Anything for $50 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
A $50 prostitute ain't worth it
He tried warning us 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
HE WARNED US ABOUT THOSE DAMN CHEMICALS!!!
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Man I used to love chicken run as a kid 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah I agree, let's hope they fix it in Chicken Run 2
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