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Hey, let's share contacts if you wanna do something fun 33 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Actually, you're lying.
Hey, let's share contacts if you wanna do something fun 33 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Boy you don't even wear contacts. That's my shtick.
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Why they do that? 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
The Hong Kong protesters have a weather wizard on their side.
Fursuit Jeezy boy 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
There'd be no need for the scales at the point. Anubis would just send 'em straight down to eternal damnation.
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K I s s I n g 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
StEAm
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Huh 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I don't think it works that way. They're put back in the same relative space they were in 5 years ago using the ground as am anchor point. So the fetuses would just be hitting the pavement where they were when the snap occurred. Which imo is a lot worse.
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They all look relatively awake 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Well this aged well!
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I f*ck that up too. 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Rap God. I crave death and everyone knows white guys can't rap asides from Eminem and Lil Dicky.
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That’s it! 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Caligula had the right idea.
Boziety 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
*laugh track*
canon 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
What have we done to anger god?
Fly the friendly skies 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
It's a muthafuckin' birdplane.
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Idk, its funny to me 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
This was the inspiration for the Blitzkrieg. Unfortunately Adolf deviated from the plan, and so, lost the war.
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PayPal? 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I'm getting flashbacks.
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Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 33 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Dude, you're being super unnecessarily and negative.
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Spy kids 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Actually it's Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams.
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Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 33 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I'm not a tree fucker though. Shit'd be uncomfortable as heck.
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By popular demand, here's a deck pic for all the ladies 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
The deck looks great but the foliage could use some work.
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Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Four headed penises you say?
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Old But Gold 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Choose your fighter.
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Whamen 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
"There should be a captain in there somewhere"
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Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 33 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
@garlog Go jerk off an oil executive, we don't need you here.
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Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I think that's an echidna.
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