You can't win an argument with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

true story.

It's Buck!

This really does say a lot about society

*notices spleen* OwO what's this?

Said moments before being smashed by falling logs from a lumber truck.

Bill is the glue that holds the society together.

Everbody gangsta 'til slow music starts playing and the weird kid starts dancing slowly in an erratic manner.

This makes you a furry...

Depends on how far they veer from the source material to make it. Are we talking Scooby Apocalypse levels of deviation? Or something that sticks closer to the established mythos?

Oh no.

Harry Pupper ftfy

Too wet for my liking.

A thrilling saga

A Jokeresque Mr Bean origin story? Sign me the fuck up.

The tiger ate the woman?

"Mark me down as scared and horny"

It's an underrated classic imo. Keep it how it is, a live-action wouldn't do it justice.

People don't come to movies with giant monsters in them to see human drama. They come to them to see big fuck-off monster fights.

I mean the first one is french...

What type of religion is this?

Ok boomer

I know don't know which way to read this but one is a lot better than the other