I don’t know it is but I find myself attractive to her there is just something about her but I just can’t figure it out!

The more he progresses with girls the more of a douche he becomes!

What it is baby it’s your boy Snoop D O double G I’m here to talk about this muthafuckin Planet Earth but first let me light this sticky icky real quicky!

#1st place couch potato!

Guy in black is like wtf it’s gonna be a long fuckin day!

Sounds like Bobbys been huffing Hanks propane!

Sometimes you need all the help you can get!

Fucking snowflakes!

This bout the only thing cat lovers and dog lovers have in common!

I’d rather have this instead of a pot of gold!

Oh i thought the were ties!

Is this how trees have babies?

Two class A fucked up countries!

My kid was doing this same exact thing to me yesterday when I was trying to poop!

That’s one of the best feelings ever especially after a hard day at work!

That’s what I do with my car radio clock!

His face was like did it work!

Well it better hurry cause I’m bout to lose it!

Gods thinking maybe I should of cut back on the free will just a little bit!

Cap’n and Pepsi no thanks I need Coke with mine!

I hope the day I lost my virginity isn’t one them cause it was awkward at first and kinda embarrassing for both of us but no doubt it was funny yet end!

Mmmmm....

Seriously Wtf is wrong with people these days!

Come here Danny I don’t like men but for you I’ll make an exception this one time!