absolutely the best time to pause

Size 2 = sexy size 14= sexy size 20 = sexy women = sexy

Arimo, I love it

Literally, bangers!! My new favourite playlist but then, I am white

When a toddler tells you a story at 3am

Well this post can go now

This was 4 years ago, I'm 32, can someone just kill me now please

Catheter

FOOTBALL!!

You can have a loving relationship with a healthy fear and respect for consequences, I had a great childhood and learned respect at the same time unlike the little shits nowadays

I'm confused

Holy fuck balls ya stupid fucking wank stain
my go to!

10+10=20 20-1=19 19-3=16 i dont know why it just makes sense

6 ( although any number as long as it's even)

wait!!! I don't know, someone tell me??

Shark is drugged or dead

I'm fat! My bmi is way over what doctors say it should be, yet I'm physically fit(active) my heart is in good shape, my cholesterol and blood pressure is normal and I'm not even pre diabetic! Now I'm not encouraging people be overweight, but just looking at someone and deciding that they're unhealthy is very one dimensional and bigoted.

Belfast Baby?!!!!!

It's all well and good complaining, how about you fix the problem, jeez.