Down vote I guess ? It's very hypocritical seeing as how they're saying it's making it popular by even talking about it but they themselves talk about it

Well you can assume someone is straight seeing as how most of the world is. And by the way this post is said, the op can either be a male or female, but the fondler was a gay male otherwise lesbian would have been used. So we only know the gender of the gf and fondler but op can be either or so they weren't saying they were straight or not so nothing was really assumed.

Like for the Princess Bride reference

Maybe they get to keep the car?

Oh okay

" Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam. "

Ramona. Knives only had a streak and I think her hair was straight.

That's an insult to cardboard

Scott Pilgrim

I guess you could say they ... Samsunk with that one

No, Cole was Cody

You should. I'd love to see it.

I don't know what that is

That's one of the ones I tried. It still looked too yellow on both my wrist and face

I just bought one from eBay, I'll post about it when it arrives