f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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When people won't let you do goth girl shit 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
You misspelled godess.
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it just doesnt look very right 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
more like mookkake
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I miss the luxury of air travel 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Luxury of air travel? Can Guest afford flying BC?
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Can I Offer You a Nice Egg in This Trying Time? 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Jeez, I'll take your eggs any time
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Medieval Germans seemed fun 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Ah, yes, the golden age of rock sack fighting. Good ole times.
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This dog watched me poop at the airport 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
He really looks concerned
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I have one kink and it's attachments without reading. 45 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Bend over, birch.
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I have one kink and it's attachments without reading. 45 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I have one kink and it's a very big natural one but a bit more of an idea.
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Merry Crisis everyone! 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Luckily I have the receipt.
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The meatball of friendship 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Köttbullar, the ultimate doggo bait.
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This can Bavaria-nnoying 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Und das Wau!
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Merry Crisis everyone! 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Thank you. Here it's a six year old on rollerblades (yep, great Christmas gift) endangering the tree, the dogs luckily know to behave :)
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Merry Crisis everyone! 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Only one is mine, the other one belongs to my current life companion
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Merry Crisis everyone! 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Brother and sister.
And guess what, trouble is their middle name.
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I assume the queue for the Fisting Rooms must be a Punch Line 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I think it's appropriate today, it's so fistive!
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Can't wait for the new year. It surely can't get any worse 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
You know that time is an abstract concept which has no influence on events?
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You know you're friends with the Clintons when... 31 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
All of your presidents have pictures out there holding crying babies, kissing uncomfortable kids on the forehead, but for Biden it is a problem all of a sudden.
And I am not hating on Trump, I am just displaying proven facts on his share of trafficking minors to an environment where Eppstein, who for long years was his buddy was involved.
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You know you're friends with the Clintons when... 31 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Ever heard about "Trump Models", an agency that brought 13-14 year old girls from eastern Europe to the US by lying to the immigration officials, while Epstein was a constant guest?
And you're contructing stories about a politician kissing kids for PR reasons?
Gwtbw #78: Overkill 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Me too, I forgot to follow for a while, I'll check that out during the holidays
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6% dog......Somewere...((´д`)) 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Two from a pack of ten make 20%, but who knows
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Loving parents 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Wow. I pay 800€ for a flat around 600sqft, excluding heating, electricity, water, internet and all interiors, which I had to bring myself.
If I want to buy a small house with almost no garden in or around Hamburg that is not a piece of total garbage and less than 100 years old, it'll be 500.000€.
After six years I wouldn't have enough to pay the contract to be set up, lol.
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Haha yes 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Mostly a preview of post Brexit circumstances
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Spared no expense 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
They would be able to survive in today's air anyway
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Loving parents 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
How much rent did he pay in six years for gods sake?
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