@kcat I wasn't generalizing. I'm sorry if my wording gave you this impression. My statement was less directed towards muslims being offended by hamburgers, than more towards offended people in general.

It's a relief to see I wasn't the only observer of the dong container

I was about to comment that the lady with all toilet paper in the world would attract me, but you definetly found the more diplomatic way.

The robots come equipped with flamethrowers and fold-out chainsaws

That's one way to do it. They could've as well educated those people that this part of the name has nothing to see with ham. And even if, nobody would come to the idea of renaming, let's say, Ramen, because some people were offended by it. The customer may be king, as long as he stays in the realm of common sense.
What is the message to offended people in general now: Alright, you're a grown-up person, but you are right, you should never see something in your life that doesn't thoroughly match with your beliefs and thoughts about how the world should be? Maybe a small kiss on the forehead, as well?
*edited for typos

Plus I will cnsequently stp using said letter.

I find the use of the letter o pretty offensive, as it resembles a circle.
Henceforth his name shall be M and M alone.

Sweet design

How in the name of Dionisos stinky feet do you raise your ring finger without your pinky?
That's physically impossible to me.
Same as holding down the pinky with your thumb, that's freaking witchcraft to me.
If I were asking for three beers, I definitely would show the German option, if I'm to count from 1-5 I start with the pinky and end with the thumb.

Mine comes with a healthy shot of rum. Marshmellos and whip optional.

You can have a hot chocolate with me

Meh, good enough.