f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Met on 4 years ago, moved across the world to be together and got married yesterday 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Finally somebody gave it a chance and married a beer.
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Madlads gang leader he is 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
His grenade accuracy is in question, as well.
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Phone nowadays 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Ok Boomer
Thank you for 7 years and counting of procrastination! 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
It's everyone's pleasure, I guess!
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Madlads gang leader he is 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Doesn't speak for his accuracy, but who am I to judge...
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Thicc boi 24 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Hans apparently didn't bring his flamethrower.
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Relatable shit 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
This is what I like to call the Instagram-Effect.
To get the first picture, the photographer most probably went to 80 locations on 15 different days in fall, shooting 200 pics.
The second picture can be made any time it rains and there is glass.
It's the same concept of your former class mate being 2 grand in debt for the trip to Thailand shooting 200 pictures of her/himself on a beach to get that one picture for the internet while you're sitting in your cubicle thinking something went wrong in your life.
Dating in your 30s 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Meh, they tend to be clingy
Altmer Elf and his Redguard mercenary pose for a photo near Whiterun, Skyrim, 4E 176, 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Boy, some places really need some chlorine in the gene pool
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I bet we will have flying cars in 2020. BALKAN 2020: 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Well, that's a boot jack. Being used for centuries all over the world.
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(what do we call them?) 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Manager of Tidyness Reestablishment
Senior Head of Car Pool Activities
Vice President of Nutrition
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Screw it. 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
And I thought I would be the only one hating this table
18,000 year old puppy found 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Oh, I can do that:
12/10
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A nation of introverts 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I'll be going to Sweden this summer, once again and I can't wait
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How 50 cent is called in your country? 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
46 Cents
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Let the hunger games begin 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Instead of focussing on the fact that all LGBT people actually have the same goal, sure, why not hacking at each other?
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Borders proposal at Versailles Treaty (1919) 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Half of Bavaria would be cut off Germany.
Is this still an option? Asking for a friend.
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Just gonna turn some of y'all on 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
But he's facing the wrong direction
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You're singing it now 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Rah, Rah, Olala?
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Still able to do 490km/h legally on public road 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Ok, so let's step back and look at it:
30% of German highway kilometers already have a speed limit. The other 70% are either full with traffic jam and/or construction sites.
The result of this ballot doesn't reflect the will of the majority in Germany.
Despite all facts and hundreds of unneccesarily killed people every year, the car- and petrol lobby have achieved to lead the discussion in towards a "nobody will take my freedom"-scam.
To sum it up: Speed limits on Autobahn is the German equivalent of the US gun idiocy, with the difference that in Germany the blocking of a sensible speed limit is only coming from the corrupcy of politicians with no backup from the people.
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What kind of games are we playing, here? 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Turkey, China, North Corea, Syria and several other African states. Some European states, the US and Russia just at the edge.
Wholesome 100 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
In the US for sure.
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The Irish president love when people pets his dogs 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
The dog and the people seem to be quite Ok with it, as well.
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St. n*ggalas 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
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Parkour! 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Keyboard and mouse. Ever since.
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