f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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MF the af 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
And then we'll spend all that saved money on the last few drops of drinking water! Yeah!
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It's hard to stay a trillion dollar company 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Not selling replacement parts is a weak approach when the display and battery are from Samsung, the LTE modem from Intel, your hard disc from Toshiba, your motion sensors from Bosch, the cameras from Sony...
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The King Slayer could have used this 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Richt' er ihnen aus, sie mögen mich im Arsche lecken.
Be a doctor they said 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
PICKLE RICK!
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It's Sweden. Just keep them on all the time. 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Actually, you have to turn them on at any time
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BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE 36 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Idiots with woodland camo in space
Looks like Google earth's street view 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Well, you maybe should have upgraded your computer during those 10 years...just saying
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The Alabama of Europe 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Meh, it's not that easy
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When you're not entirely sure what to do, so you just wing it 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
...and they're stealing. Lol
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Health is wealth, until you find out how much your liver is worth. Lol 24 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Way before all of that. Start from Feudalism and see, if you can find similarities.
And well, we are saying substantial things every now and then and they are way more substantial than "So?", "Everything my president says is right, because he's the president." and "No other country could possibly have a system that's better than in the US. And if so, it would never work in the US."
When you're not entirely sure what to do, so you just wing it 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I knew it. Those guys from DB Schenker have too much time on their hands! ;)
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Jar of mustard that has a handle so it can be used as a cup after all the mustard is used! 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
There are drinking glasses with screw lids and a straw in the middle, though. Pretty easy to make. They're pretty handy in the summer, so you won't get wasps in your drink
Jar of mustard that has a handle so it can be used as a cup after all the mustard is used! 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I know, just kidding.
We have the same for various products coming in jars
But the drone manufacturing created new jobs I guess. 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
There's still a need for both cameramen and helicopter pilots.
If they lost their jobs, then simply because they stopped educating themselves. Why didn't one (caution: wild concept) learn how to operate a drone?
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Please stop/park engine 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Ok, that was funny.
But i thought even worse: They let you live cause they thought it would be funny :-*
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What vaccine?!?! 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
...and the floor below was concrete or tarmac.
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Guns have been banned at the NRA convention where VP Pence will speak. 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Doesn't he usually say that more guns mean more safety and a hundred good guys with guns will always stop the one bad guy with a gun?
Don't beat yourself up, let life do it instead 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
“It is spiritless to think that you cannot attain to that which you have seen and heard the masters attain. The masters are men. You are also a man. If you think that you will be inferior in doing something, you will be on that road very soon.”
― Tsunetomo Yamamoto, Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai
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Jar of mustard that has a handle so it can be used as a cup after all the mustard is used! 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Let's face it: Any jelly or jam jar can be used as a drinking glass.
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The face of beauty 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I didn't effin ask for it.
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Please stop/park engine 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Do you mean here in terms of being born, or on this website?
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Having a rest atop Stalin's head, circa 1942 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Thank God they did all the mistakes
Laughing in european 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Why does a student get up at 7?
Supermarket closed at 8.
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