f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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I sleep as #3 or #2 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Ok, no and no, as well.
I sleep as #3 or #2 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Why would I marry someone before sleeping in one bed with them?
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That is the only solution 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Nowhere it is easier to get a gun for a bad guy. Maybe that is the original problem, just maybe.
I just found this really funny. 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Jeez Louise, that is like, 30 years old
She ᵍʳᵃᵇ 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I miss having rats
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Gentleman level 9999 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Oh. I see. Thanks
Gentleman level 9999 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
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I got myself some glasses for tomorrow... 54 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
And all the best to you...
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Ich mache meine kleine Größe mit großem Hass wieder gut. 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Especially by involving overcompensation, which I am sure is a German invention
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Good night sweetie 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Wischiwaschi
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Just develouper things 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Simplified English
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Well that doesn't happen everyday! 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That's...(oh God, I'm gonna say it)...obvious.
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Show me that blue-eyes 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
You lost me at 'sucks your dick'.
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Crazy how time do that 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Well, if you ask me 1996 was ten years ago
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I like the Autobahn 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
150 means you're an obstacle
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checkmate 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
No no, it was written by...like generations of storytellers. It must be a very extended version to hold all those signatured
Cats of the Zodiac 9 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
"That dog is breathing so loudly, I could shoot it in the dark."
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Well, guess we're f**ked 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
They did that already. Doing the second step to 69 is just their way of saying "We did understand that our problems are coming from tax fraud and corruption, but it is easier to keep everybody working longer, than to rethink our taxation system to make it work equally for everybody."
Well, guess we're f**ked 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
First of all, go and tell that opinion to a 60 year-old carpenter, steelworker, or any other physically challenging job. Those guys literaly are wrecking their bodies for a minimum pension in the end and I don't see how 69 year old guys should be doing such jobs.
Secondly, the system doesn't work anymore, because
a) our government has payed the reunification of Germany from our retirement money and wasn't able to balance it due to the two following financial crisises.
b) loads of people have jobs that pay so badly that their pension will not be sufficient to survive no matter how long they'll be working and
c) because the current form of capitalism has shifted trillions towards the rich, who then do their utmost to evade taxes.
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It's Al-Gebra, not Al-Qaeda 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Nothing is more threatening than a man writing in a foreign script!
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Bakery Fire In Toronto 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
They're funding for buckets with water.
Sept. 20 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Yeah, crazy, but in fact, that's a good idea. We could clap some alien ass!
Internet, assemble!
· Edited 5 years ago
Venom cosplay 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That is absolutely rendered
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Sept. 20 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
And where would you like to do the first raid?