f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Do you ever ? 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Happens once or twice a week.
Long overdue but still good news 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Move. There are plenty of jobs over here ;)
This is dark 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Somebody should have told Epstein
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Long overdue but still good news 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
You're still in. Nothing is lost for now.
Modern problems require modern solutions 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Absolutely, we can agree on that.
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Modern problems require modern solutions 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Ouch. Hearing this and looking at your current situation with prescription drugs and the costs of medication in general, I for once am happy about our European over-regulation.
I know the systems aren't comparable, but that's one thing we got going.
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What I listened to on the school bus 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
That is incredible!
Possible Guinness applicant:)
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Modern problems require modern solutions 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
More moreover, living in a developed country and eating with a minimum of consciousness means you don't need food supplements
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Pretty accurate 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Sorry to disagree, but looking at today's music, you don't even need to know how talent spells.
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Like teddy bears...Etc 17 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
No shit.
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What I listened to on the school bus 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
When I was on the school bus, I had a walkman.
Yes. The thingy with cassettes.
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You're allowed to believe in a god 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
How was that?
Religion is like a penis. It's ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of it, however:
Don't take it out in public, don't push it on children, don't think with it and don't write laws with it.
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Quite a contradiction 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Fun fact:
In Germany both herbs, rodents, birds and insects, which are close to be totally extingt on the countryside can now be found in cities, as they're using urban areas as a refuge. There are no herbicides, insecticides or such being used in cities.
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Sunrise on a mountain 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
With some flying stars around, it would make a great opener to Paramount Pictures porn.
Yeah, this post is shit 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
And no one can talk to a horse of course
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Just a little reminder that Apple hates you 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
...therefore, introducing the IBattery, something between an AA and AAA battery. You'll need four of them every three weeks and they're coming in single packages at $98.99
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Kids menu at my local restaurant 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Those are pretty decent prices!
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It's so crazy it just might work 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
This reminds me of the American athlete Maurice Greene, a runner, who has a tattoo of a lion on his arm and in the beard of the lion, there's hidden letters spelling GOAT.
I know very well, that he got this in the intension of having the initials of "greates of all times" on his body, but seriously, I laughed my well-formed ass off when I saw that first.
thread 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
In your face!
It's all a mystery in between 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
No worries, I bought a new one last week and was excited af.
Every f**king year 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
You're not alone. They're world market leader for a reason.
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"Witches going to their Sabbath" (1878), by Luis Ricardo Falero 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Before the fun starts? Forget about that!
"Witches going to their Sabbath" (1878), by Luis Ricardo Falero 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
There is no need for higher education for me where I am going then...
America is the reason you have cars. Nope 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
You do have loads of time, sir.
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