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I have stayed up way too many nights due to this kind of thinking 20 comments
everything · 10 years ago
"Congratulations, you've been accepted into Oxford University."
Yep, will never happen *retreats into corner and begins to sob while reading Winnie the Pooh."
An ambitious girlfriend 12 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Time to run. Good luck with that.
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Anniversary 27 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Oh thank goodness. I've actually read about these things happening, so I didn't want to take it lightly.
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Air force engineer job 6 comments
everything · 10 years ago
VERY CLEVER!!!
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Anniversary 27 comments
everything · 10 years ago
10th anniversary - she was 12!!!! when you started dating her...
I can read this! 30 comments
everything · 10 years ago
This is absolute bullshit. Every single person can read this because our brains have evolved to fill in the gaps. It's an evolutionary trait. It's also been disproved many many many times.
You're not special (well, I'm sure you are. BUT NOT IN THIS WAY).
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What will you have 2 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Oh this was the Australian episode. lmao
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I'm just going to leave this here... 14 comments
everything · 10 years ago
But an egg makes perfect sense.
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One-upmanship 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
this comment made my day.
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English is fun? Please 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
NONE OF YOU have anything to complain about until you've done Latin.
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Yes I Can 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
HEY!!! We're not all bad.
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Money buys happiness 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.
A woman's mood 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Yuno ladies and gentlemen.
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Could you do this? 83 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Fuck yes.
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Asexual pirates 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
We don't do the nasty.
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Hollywood manly men 25 comments
everything · 10 years ago
And the majority of them are Aussie. WE ARE FUCKING BADASS.
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After seeing all these kids celebrating their HS graduation on Facebook 12 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Every stage can be difficult and every stage can be easy, depending on YOU.
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I seed what you did there 19 comments
everything · 10 years ago
All those damn seeds, I'm impressed.
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Sassy British Guys Sing Shakira 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Performed at Oxford? My future university, oh god please let it be so.
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Hebrews. 16 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I get the pun. However, I DO NOT understand this fucking meme. Please for the love of all that is good, someone explain this meme!
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A person's true colors 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'm not denying it.
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Early class 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I went to an 8am lecture once and when I showed up there was guy in his pyjamas, eating cereal.
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Groomsmen 10 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Does it matter? As long as everyone is having fun :)
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BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman 33 comments
everything · 10 years ago
"disorder" I call it a miracle.
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If you thought that pole was dirty before 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
My mother does the same thing. Except our conversations usually go like this
"Aw sweety, look this is where you were born."
"Okay mum, concentrate on the road."
"18 fucking hours of labour and for what."
"eyes on the road mum."
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