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Cereal comes first 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
This man has his priorities straight.
Never google symptoms 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I had hives once and Google told me I was dying from Lupus. Fuck you Google for giving me unnecessary heart attacks.
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Scumbag blood type 18 comments
everything · 10 years ago
You're welcome :)
My favourites are depressing lil' shits. woohoo. 64 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Wait what? Who's mad????
My calling 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
HAHA! YES! Australia? I'm already here.
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Do not have sauce, sorry 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
What?! My mother NEVER defended me. In fact, she would occasionally glance at me and whisper in my ear, "you're fucked when we get home."
Anyone else, or just me?
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Facepalm worthy 17 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Damn, and I've been calling my instrument a violin all these years.
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Well...crap 9 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'm crying with laughter.
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One of the best actors of our era 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
You're awesome Peter. We always love you for who you are :)
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Weird. 12 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Hopefully none of us here will die.
Daniel Sadcliffe..... 2 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Sweety, are you okay?
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How every college kid feels during finals week 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I know your pain kid.
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I would crack as a lawyer 3 comments
everything · 10 years ago
This is exactly how I intend to do it, when I finish Law school and become a lawyer.
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"Jack?" ..... "Rose?" 10 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Looooooooooove
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Three religions in one embrace 17 comments
everything · 10 years ago
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Black science man speaks the truth 32 comments
everything · 10 years ago
That hurt Neil, that hurt.
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Good grief... 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
What a terrible mother!
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sponge cake 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Then we can be friends.
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sponge cake 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I fucking HATE sponge cake. If you bake me sponge cake *points at you dramatically* we can't be friends.
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The world may never know 10 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Oh look, he's running away from his responsibilities. We know you're partly responsible Putin.
R.I.P flight MH17
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Something to think about 78 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Yes. I see no contradiction there.
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Tree was not giving up 12 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Does it have protein?