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Kids nowadays....It makes me sad 40 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I agree with you ENTIRELY. There was recently a study, where children were taken into a room and told to sit in silence for 15 minutes. More than half of them cheated (took an iphone in etc), the other half couldn't finish the challenge. How depressing is that.
I will never ever buy my future children an ipad, ipod or computer. If they want an ipod they can get a job and pay for it themselves. I'll only allow the computer when they get to high school. Otherwise, tough luck go play with a fucking doll.
As usual, I blame the parents. Stop buying your bratty kids everything they want. There's a world out there to be explored. You only have 80 years (usually less) to experience the universe before your life ends. Why do you want to waste your time, during your precious childhood, playing fruit ninja for three hours?
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Giving you 100% of your daily puns in one post 2 comments
everything · 10 years ago
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
This is genius! Haha I love it :D
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I can't be the only one who thinks this is wrong 52 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Aww look at the all Americans...and you wonder why you're the butt end to every country's joke. We're TRYING to HELP you. McDonald was correct (you just chose - for whatever reason - to neglect the facts). After the Port Arthur Massacre in 1996, John Howard abolished our guns. It was the best decision our former Prime Minister ever made. You need gun control America. EVERY COUNTRY is crying out to you. Australia learnt from it's lesson the first time it happened. More than 20 years later America still hasn't figured it out. Put two and two together.
You will hate me for saying this - I've already anticipated that. You will continue to ignore what Australia, England Canada, EVEN OBAMA and every other country has to say. Just don't say we never told you so.
and to famousone: our crime rate is RIDICULOUSLY lower than yours. We're just talking about massacres here.
America, we're not your enemy, we love you, we're trying to protect you from yourselves.
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I believe he missed a step somewhere 10 comments
everything · 10 years ago
No shit this has actually happened to me before. My dad walked in, saw me and said,
"Christ Vanessa, do you have to ruin everything." I just stood there, looked at him and kept trying to stir the spaghetti (while they were on fire). Fuck logic.
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My favourites are depressing lil' shits. woohoo. 64 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Neither do I...
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My favourites are depressing lil' shits. woohoo. 64 comments
everything · 10 years ago
No need to love me guys, it was just a fucking comment...
Also "username" what are you saying?!
(in relation to the comment you deleted)
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My favourites are depressing lil' shits. woohoo. 64 comments
everything · 10 years ago
No. I choose my characters because I want TO BE them. Not because they remind me of myself.
Sherlock FTW.
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10/10 9 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I laughed way too hard.
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Sacrifices: Father & Son 15 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'm crying with happiness. Take care of him, he raised you so that you could achieve something greater in life. He sacrificed everything for you. What a wonderful dad and what a wonderful son.
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How disney movies usually start 3 comments
everything · 10 years ago
If I were in this situation:
Me: Ah fuck! Am I...am I supposed to start singing now?
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Gay Boyfriend 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
How about "Thanks." 11 comments
everything · 10 years ago
OP: "How about thanks?"
ME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqqkeH5sEX4
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When I'm starving but the people you're eating with want to say grace 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Do any of you even eat vegetables? That's lettuce.
Cabbage this and cabbage that...
https://www.buyfruit.com.au/images/P/IcebergLettuce__93583.jpg
(ICEBERG LETTUCE)
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Quantum disinterest 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I fucking lol'd
way to go Dan! 18 comments
everything · 10 years ago
but we are many.
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way to go Dan! 18 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Don't we all deadpool007? Don't we all...
Why some girls don't want to swim 26 comments
everything · 10 years ago
No it's magic. Dammit get your facts straight.
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They line up all the way around the block for this.... 27 comments
everything · 10 years ago
^ my favourite comment...EVER.
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Tries not to cry. Cries a lot. 15 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Thank you kind neurosurgeon, thank you so much :')
Saw this on a church in cape town, south africa 28 comments
everything · 10 years ago
This is my take on homosexuality and the Bible. You don't have to agree with me but the evidence is truly compelling.
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Saw this on a church in cape town, south africa 28 comments
everything · 10 years ago
#PART TWO:
According to the biblical story, God sent his only son (Jesus) to Earth. This boy would sacrifice himself for the sins of mankind, ushering in the New Law (Luke 9:28-36). This scene, called the Transfiguration, demonstrates Moses and Elijah passing on their roles to Jesus, who represents the NEW Covenant. God has done away with the Old Testament and its barbaric laws. The New Law under Jesus advocates love, acceptance and ironically enough the phrase “love thy neighbour as yourself” is a direct quote taken from Leviticus 19. Out of everything, Jesus has chosen to neglect the hatred, taking one phrase from Leviticus (a book commonly associated with hate). He has taken this quote and manipulated it to represent his mission, one premised on love. He makes no explicit reference to homosexuality in the New Testament because it is no longer relevant! Accept Jesus, be you blind, poor, gay or not, and you will (according to the Bible) receive the Kingdom of God.
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Saw this on a church in cape town, south africa 28 comments
everything · 10 years ago
#PART ONE:
I have to get this off my chest. I studied Theology for a short time (8 months) because I was interested in biblical contradictions. I found heaps (no shocker). Yet, despite this I also realized something critical.
Only the Old Law (Mosaic Law) explicitly states that homosexuality is a sin. No one can deny this. Other laws outlined in Leviticus included:
1) “Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
2) Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9)
3) People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)
Nor can anyone deny THESE Laws. Killed for wearing too types of fabric? Guest, I hope you’re not doing that because if you are, I’m sorry, but you deserved to be stoned (according to the Old Law). I think we can safely agree that this is absurd and most of the Mosaic Law was completely outdated. Even God ultimately realized this...
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"Lmfao so true" 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
See, this what I mean. They're a bunch of hypocrites. (NOTE: I do not have Facebook, Twitter etc)
I hate selfies.
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How long would you last in THG? 16 comments
everything · 10 years ago
How long would I last in the Hunger Games?
Can you imagine it, a game with no wifi. How many teens would lose their mind after five minutes? LOL make it worse, make the PRIZE the WIFI and watch the chaos ensue.
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Diseases 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I like to think of a baby as a parasite.
Definition: "an organism which lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense."
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