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Girl graduates in front of her terminally ill mother 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Dear life,
you're fucking cruel.
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Gold Locket With a Little Treasure 17 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I can confirm that "theflyingtrooper" is correct. Marie Antoinette NEVER said that phrase. It was some lie purported by a cartoonist, who mocked the Queen during the French Revolution.
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Message from the real world 52 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Calm down Descarte.
Always watch with subtitles 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Father Ted is hilarious.
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Message from the real world 52 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Oh thank goodness, because this reality fucking sucks.
Magestic.... 9 comments
everything · 10 years ago
very lion
such wow
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Do the thing! 21 comments
everything · 10 years ago
To Guest: You read my fucking mind.
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Needless to say my graduation sucked 9 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I didn't even go to my graduation...
Well I DID show up for 2 minutes, but then I realized that I hated everyone there and went home. For the next five hours, I sat in my bed eating nachos and watching Sherlock. Night well spent.
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Well did she? 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Well that was rude of his wife.
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Accidental first world anarchy 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
It's okay, we've all made silly mistakes like this in the past. *pats you on the head*
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Driving into a haboob 23 comments
everything · 10 years ago
It sounds terrifying! I hope everyone is safe :O
Australia loves you.
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Do you love the color of the sky? 40 comments
everything · 10 years ago
This made me smile. Well done.
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To be fair, they all look alike 10 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Make up for it by taking many photos of your child now.
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I would do this 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
You know, I had this EXACT SAME thought the other night.
I said, "hey imagine if I was part of the show Sherlock and everyone become obsessed with me - like Tom Hiddleston obsessed. Well, I couldn't quit Tumblr so what the fuck could I do? *gasps* I could stay, join the fandom obsessed with me and then one day, when I'm on Jimmy Kimmel, I'll say yeah I'm actually apart of my own fandom - nobody knows me on Tumblr of course. And then I'll watch the chaos ensue as everybody tries to figure out who I really am. Fuck that's too much work, I'll just stick with Law at Oxford. "
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which are you? 104 comments
everything · 10 years ago
The one who sacrifices themselves? Hahaha NO. Fuck that, I'm Libra.
He's so deep in the friendzone 14 comments
everything · 10 years ago
@princessjasmine: You seem to be missing the point. Celia said it perfectly, read her comment - no I mean actually READ it carefully, and this time, trying letting it sink in.
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He's so deep in the friendzone 14 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Couldn't agree more.
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He's so deep in the friendzone 14 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'm just going to say it. What a bitch...
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The time has come 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I feel incredibly old (I was born in 1994)
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There's Always Good People In Both Sides Of a Conflict 10 comments
everything · 10 years ago
No no sweetheart. Try being AUSTRIAN. Hitler was Austrian and the amount of crap my people get from it is overwhelming. On top of that I'm also Italian. Italy sided with Germany. I get double trouble, and you wouldn't think that - because it's 2014 and time has passed - but, no we still get criticized for the things we didn't do. Oh, and my great uncle was a Nazi...yeah...great. So proud -_-
Besides all that, I am pleased to see such a lovely picture. Not everyone is evil I suppose...
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You and Me Both, Buddy... 9 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I was casually chewing my gum, nearly chocked on it when I saw the guys face. FUCKING HILARIOUS.
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Fandoms 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
How to piss someone off in 3...2...1
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Wormstache 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
YES! The next generation of demon hunters. lol
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