Three grown men (with wives and children) acting like five years old children. I fucking love it.

"never underestimate the power of termites." lmao

I need to find this guy and become his best friend. Fucking hilarious.

This is quite possibly the most accurate thing I've read.

What the fuck. That sounds NOTHING like an Aussie accent.
- Sincerely, an actual Australian.

I'm sorry, have you not fucking seen "How to Train your Dragon?"

"Is making out with a piece of a meteor gay?"
No, but you have to say "no homo."

Yeah, where the fuck was he?
http://beautysalon2you.nl/wp-content/upgrade/confused-face-meme-611.jpg

He fucking trolled that entire trilogy.

Someone has a lot of time on their hands!
To self: Shut the fuck up, you spend every day on Funsubstance.

If you listen closely, you can hear every white girl sobbing.
*including myself

What show is this?

Pfft, you don't know linguistic hell until you've attempted/ learnt Latin.

Yes yes >:D let it consume you.

They're on the same fucking team?!

I gasped when I read the last sentence. OH MY GOD!!!

Truly man's best friend.

ALL HAIL THE LEGEND

Sometimes, I REALLY love people.