Why, are you jealous that you don't have an extensive vocabulary? Do you find big words difficult? See, I hate people like YOU, who criticise others for trivial reasons such as "he uses big words." Brand enjoys discussing important issues that dominate our world and for that, he deserves credit. While ever other celebrity is blinded by wealth, Brand is trying to make a change. If you ask me, that's a great reason to LIKE him.
I kept the vocabulary to a minimum so that you could understand.

I came up with the same thing before seeing the answer because I wanted to figure it out on my own. So you're right, pretty obvious indeed.
Anyone else?

Let's go to Church...

That doesn't always stop people, trust me. Plus, I'm not a fan of lying. Just tell the truth, "you're not interested." It's not a massive request, but they should try to cater for everyone.

Not everyone is sexually attracted to one another -_-

Yeah, I feel bad for saying this...but I really don't wanted to be bombarded with depressing stuff...I've got enough of that.

THEN GOD SHALL SEND THE ASTEROID TO WIPE OUT THE IDIOTS!

But African swallows don't migrate!

King Arthur begs to differ hahaha!

Who is he (and don't say Peter Pan)? He has a very...sadistic face.

Novelus, marry me.

THEN WE NEED AN ASTEROID!

Yes, they could be carried by swallows.

Can they migrate?

It's not his fault, he's just pervy...according to Natsu.
And he never showers...ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDW9pXX3Xs