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Cousin problems 7 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Agreed. What a psychopath...
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Facebook status 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
lmao
What would you do 62 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Can someone get Lucifer, we need him to explain this shit. C'mon he must be around here on FS somewhere?
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The future of tomato sauce 50 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Yeah but it's never enough! If you keep asking the waitress for more it makes you look like a greedy fuck.
Australian problems...
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If you never liked poetry before, these examples will change your mind. 16 comments
everything · 10 years ago
The last poem. I want to marry him, what a fucking legend.
Sincerely, a woman.
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Basically, most white people 20 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Your title is racist...
YES, white people can be racially offended. Don't fucking generalize and make negative, hurtful assumptions about people simply based on their skin colour.
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I'm laughing so hard how does this happen to people BOOM YOU'RE FAMOUS 25 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I don't actually think he's THAT attractive. Then again, this is coming from an asexual...
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Am at school 17 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Alex from target? wtf 0_o
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errr 6 comments
everything · 10 years ago
They both look genuinely confused with each other...especially the baby.
DA FUCK IS YOU? DA FUCK IS THIS?
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Every test I hear them say this 15 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I completey agree with everyone else here, there is a fuck load of pressure to maintain a 90+% average. LET US PANIC! It means a lot to us. Particuarly since I am currently aiming for Oxford University - SO DON'T TELL ME TO STAY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALM.
DO YOU KNOW HARD IT IS TO MAINTAIN 98% IN LATIN?????!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA???!!! *flips table and goes crazy*
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You're bipolar? 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
*loads gun*
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THIRTEEN year old delivers shocking life advise to horrible mother 17 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Dear guest, PLEASE, go educate yourself.
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It will mean the world to him 41 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Tried to hug my dad once...
His response? "What the fuck do you want now?"
Love you too dad, I love you too.
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The cutest proposal in the history of marriage 34 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Yes, I will marry the cat.
Alright estonia, here I come 16 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Guess who's going to Estonia now?
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How couples really sleep 18 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I don't know why I'm laughing at this.
Probs because I'm lonely...*picks up pet rabbit* "I still have you Mitsy."
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Finals destroy our world 11 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Not mine, buddy (I ain't American).
Finals destroy our world 11 comments
everything · 10 years ago
The destroyer is upon us. Run college students run!!!
Your license photo might save you a ticket 3 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Not cool.
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Is the t silent? 24 comments
everything · 10 years ago
My eye is twitching right now.
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A rare picture indeed 13 comments
everything · 10 years ago
stop PUNishing me with your punny puns. Quit stalin and get to the main point.
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I discovered fears I never knew existed 31 comments
everything · 10 years ago
It looks so familiar, but I just can't remember the name. Someone help me?
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Always say thanks to your parents 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'm 20. lol I think I've given it enough time. Two decades are enough. Who needs people when you have chocolate and bunnies.
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Always say thanks to your parents 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Thank my parents? For what? acne, height, weight, frizzy hair, eyes are too close, nose has a terrible bump etc
Yeah no thanks. BUT apparently I'm quite funny according to my friends, so I got that going for me which is nice.
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Toy sale 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
*shudders*
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