five to mart oes?
it doesnt even work ;)

The IT crowd <3

Im a 22yo man and i still do the arm pump sometimes xD

i applied for jobs online for 6 months and got no response. so i went in to a place where i wanted a job (there was none advertised) and physically handed in my resume, and i got a job there

i wish i could heart react this

i love how all the americans on this post automatically assume its referring to F, despite C being the international SI unit

they must have some real cute cashiers to have to put up that sign

old but gold

did you steal this from shrek donkeyposting on fb, lol

im tall pls date me..

how do you 'forget' about a marble in your nose

I hate the cunts that ask 'is this available?'
of course it fucking is, why do you think the ad is still listed

this is how australians talk to each other all the time

anything?
you needed a new car, right?

tighten the loose one a bit, it might take weight off the tight one so you can get it

Since I live in the southern hemisphere, I'd be seriously worried if its snowing at christmas

one time i was on the western side of Port Phillip bay (Melbourne, Australia) and I had to get home, which is on the eastern side
maps sent me to the ferry, and I got to it 10 minutes after the last one left
I then had to drive the entire way around the bay, which took around 2 hours

Is there a big enough door to let my car in?
and is anyone selling cheap tyres?