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"A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same."
Brock
I wanna be cooked too. 11 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
And also guys now that I think about it more carefully. :0 Anyways, that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the headline of the Tumblr post... Internet what have you done to my innocent mind?
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I wanna be cooked too. 11 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
I mean there IS a third style to eat people. Women, to be specific. Justsayin.
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It Was a Big Surprise 14 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
No offense to anyone out there but dude, I'm preetty sure that wasn't all baby weight. For all I know judging by the people I've seen pregnant, you don't usually gain over hundred pounds. And also, she really wasn't "chubby" before. To be honest, she was rather obese. But that said, I'm happy that she got herself healthier physically
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*ba dum cst* 3 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
Or she can just pop her own bum in the owen in those overly tight shorts. Looks pretty much the same. I'm not quite sure about the taste though...
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Annual family portrait 9 comments
Gotta ask the right question 23 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
Nah, I don't wanna get spoiled. Movies, games, my life. Just no.
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I found a website that gives you compliments 33 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
"Everyone was cool that time you peed in the shower" I think this is the best compliment I've ever received! And I'm also very glad that nobody was disturbed!
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The lies! 31 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
C'mon guys, although everyone's saying that she's beautiful either way we all know that more than half of the people who would take her home looking like the lower pic and wake up next to her looking like the upper one would be at least slightly shocked. It's the truth.
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How to ruin your children's p*rn 6 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
Or just become a pornstar yourself! After your kid has seen you a couple of times by accident it will surely ruin porn for them.
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Any bros?? 52 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
Haters gonna hate, I laugh 'cause you skate, this is not my fate, because I ate your momma's- oooh what the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
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Girl surprises boyfriend with marriage proposal. He looks pumped! 12 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
Honestly I think public proposals are alright if you've been already talking about getting married earlier. But if not, it can turn out to be a very bad idea.
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Just cuz 12 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
Suddenly I got an urgent need to have a Harry Potter- marathon.
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Why being single is great... 23 comments
escalatedescalator
· 10 years ago
But to be honest, you can do many of those things even when you're in a relationship. And you can share them with someone you love. :)
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Largest Amazon delivery 11 comments
The difference between swedes and the rest of the world 11 comments
escalatedescalator
· 11 years ago
Not to mention that there lives a woman with the fastest internet connection in the world!
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He's your minion 17 comments
escalatedescalator
· 11 years ago
Aww don't worry, you'll find someone to cuddle with eventually. :3 and if not, just come here and let's get you an army of dogs! Or cats, whatever floats your boat.
Is It Too Late To Transfer 21 comments
escalatedescalator
· 11 years ago
I'm going to the Netherlands. (: And yeah well... maybe the US wouldn't be my first option but thanks anyways. :D
Is It Too Late To Transfer 21 comments
escalatedescalator
· 11 years ago
Sounds pretty much right. :D Honestly, I don't understand how I manage to survive through winters... This right here is the main reason of me moving out of this country, top hats or not.
Is It Too Late To Transfer 21 comments
escalatedescalator
· 11 years ago
Yeah, last week the lowest temperature outside was -39,6 celsius degrees. Welcome to Finland, everybody!
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