And not to mention smallpox.

At least we can be thankful that spiders don't have wings.

My mother was sometimes like that. This is the reason why I am always super polite to retail staff.

Chuck Norris can count to infinity, and slam a revolving door.

His parents thought he was a witch.

He should have let her sit in the fancy chair, or at least got some cushions for the wagon.

I'm a girl and I like playing with 'boy' toys. With this , I will have nothing to rebel against.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Dave.

1.5 years of tiny trust lost in 1.5 seconds.

Are you mocking me? Because I feel that you are mocking me.

As if Whites were the only ones ever to conquer countries and have slaves.

In New Zealand, parking infringements are not tolerated.

They'll tell you it's just photo shop bullshit.

The actress who did her voice died a couple of weeks ago.

Probably happened whilst flying over Ukraine.

They probably eat more because they feel depressed regarding their weight.

I'll want to adopt all the kitties.

*crocheted

*fewer

Prop feeding babies is not a good idea.

The guard in this scene is not a random extra, and he was well aware of the script.

There was a nation-wide art competition in my country the one time. The winning entrant turned out to be the scribblings of a two-year-old.