Same goes for books.

Cats know when people have cancer. They just don't care.

In the third one , on the right, the dog looks like it's about to burst with happiness.

The light looks like his earring.

His first name was Canaan. Canaan Banana, and nobody was allowed to laugh.

I'm so white I always get "randomly" selected as a negative control.

Gee, do you have Marfans or something?

I'm so scared

What about that guy in Texas who died in a hot car with his dog. He couldn't get the doors or windows open.

Jewlish?

Beautiful.

The cat one is Chelsea Clinton's cat, Socks. It was taken just after the 1992 election when Bill won.

If singers sing, do fingers fing?

So, Sepp Blatter has finally resigned today.

If I can't touch her hair, can I squish her adorable little cheeks?

Mmmmm, chips