Elvis would have looked like this if he hadn't dyed his hair black.

I wouldn't call it a car either. Just a rocket with wheels.

My daughter was six weeks old when she bit me with her gums. So. Much. Pain.

And what about the black people in Africa who sold the slaves to the Europeans? Do they have to pay as well?

But they are designed to inflict maximum soft tissue damage.

Anxiety Cat or Social Anxiety Cat

HIV virus, PIN number

Hikikomori anyone?

Meat eating people have high cholesterol? Research has shown that a diet high in sugar raises cholesterol levels. I eat plenty of meat and my cholesterol levels are normal.

Yes, he tell me everything I don't know. All day, every day.

At least he's wearing pants.

You'll have to gauge out your mind's eye as well to forget that lot.