Wonder Woman is not the daughter of any Greek god. The Norse mythology checks out; the DC crap does not.

Intelligent enough to care about your future and do the work.

Whenever I say don't get me started its usually too late and prefacing a rant...

nope nope nope

Kevin sees a billboard.
Kevin chooses to take the high road.
Kevin is smart.
Be like Kevin.

The worst part is dating his daughter is far and wide the best thing he's proposed so far

"Is your girlfriend single?" ...

"One armed man applaudes" oh I'm dying

I never knew people cared so much

I never knew people cared so much

Speaking as a 6'2" male, I'm attracted to tall and short girls.

*looks side to side nervously* I have perfect vision

Huh

The title...

That's stupid. It's cheaper to offer tutoring or relocation.

Pressure = force/surface area....walking on a bunch doesn't hurt at all.

Air fare.

*insert "I just came here to read the comments" meme*

#ironman

RDJ is sexier than either DiCaprio or the combo

Hands down my favorite character of all of Pixar's stuff.

Am I the only one who thinks that Mad Max was not remotely good?
Mad Max director shows the movie to his mom: "Honey, that's bullsh*t"
George Miller: “…quick, make it about feminism. Throw in a few shots of girls shooting and a quote at the end."
It's 2016, it should take more than that.

Machining, not engineering

This.