How long are the days on this planet?

That door has a great sense of comedic timing

Homies over hoes
Homies ova hoes
Homies ova hoes
Do da homie
Do da homie
Do da homie

Yes, Still do for perfectly rational paranoia. There could be that ONE day you dont check and SLICE; Ninja'd

Giant inflatable monster. Nice. Is it too late to pitch this as a summer horror movie?

Approved

Especially months after you forgot about even filing out the application. Gotta love getting those. The cunts

Ebony Ivory living in perfect harmony

Pretty. Although at this perspective you coulda told me this was taken from Civ 6 and i wouldnt have batted an eye.

Nope, its the colonel's extra crispy Original recipe $20 fill up meal. Mmm mmm Its finger licking good.

10 applies to you ladies as well? I mean sitting down and all is it even to level that guys feel it?
Speaking as a guy them pee shivers can be an intensely good sensation. They often lead to euphoric but disastrous leaky malfunctions. Especially in the morning, in the cold, with that morning wood.
In fact, yes i want to use THIS as the excuse as to why there is uncleaned piss droplets on the bathroom floor. And wall. And ceiling.

Sounds about right. Its all the research i need

OLA LA

Call a doctor if Mycook last more than 4 hours

On that day when thine clock strikes the 2nd hour 22 minutes and 22 seconds in, some THING will happen. Just watch. Thy Emasta hath foretold

Until the next steam sale comes along

Grrr spoilers much. How dare you.

Stop! Wait a minute

So a new chew toy?

Meep meep