Someone found my wallet my biggest fear is for someone to gaze upon my abominable id portrait. I hate the dmv.

That used to be the case until John Snow. Anybody who thinks that Snow, Aria, Tyrion, and Dany are not protected by a fan favorite immortality cloak is lying to themselves.

Yes and they tasted better. Come to think of it i miss that oreos cereal too :(

No Mr.T payoff? I pity the foo

Redbull gives you wings

Eclectic. Feel like that's the best way to be. What's life without variety?

Wow, just imagine how long that movie will be when that ship sinks.

You find that in the South or in a shop owned by the Lannisters?

There is where you must travel Master hobbit.

They actually did it... The Philosopher's Stone.

Laughed a little harder than i should have :D

Found a rose on my windshield buried under snow last Valentine's day. Luckily no one was around to see my puzzled expression cause if you're like me you assume one of two things: 1 its a practical joke or 2 someone issued me a death warrant. Spoiler warning i lived in the end but never did find out who it was :(

Didn't know choosing to get married and leave to start a fam with someone who's gonna help pay rent constitutes as getting "kicked out" but ok.

Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold da door! Hol da door! Hol dor! Ho dor! Hodor Hodor

Oh i remember trying to sleep with this pestering me in the night. In fact its probably safe to assume that everyone in the end just let em die, leaving them and the fad itself forever in that little digital tombstone.

Drunk or not is it even possible to reach that toilet without looking down?

Dick duck?

As long as your quoting Carlin why not get his other bumper stickers: "We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet." And "We have a son in public school who hasn't shot up his classmates, but he does sell drugs to your honor student plus he knocked up your daughter."