EMasta

emasta


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Toodles 10 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Someone found my wallet my biggest fear is for someone to gaze upon my abominable id portrait. I hate the dmv.
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This is why I loveĀ George R. R. Martin 6 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
That used to be the case until John Snow. Anybody who thinks that Snow, Aria, Tyrion, and Dany are not protected by a fan favorite immortality cloak is lying to themselves.
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I know they started as round, but still 7 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Yes and they tasted better. Come to think of it i miss that oreos cereal too :(
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Fools! 8 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
No Mr.T payoff? I pity the foo
The Polish Hussars 13 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Redbull gives you wings
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Just me? 14 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Eclectic. Feel like that's the best way to be. What's life without variety?
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RMS Titanic in comparison to Oasis of the Seas 1 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Wow, just imagine how long that movie will be when that ship sinks.
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Bullets 12 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
No, its the doctor who refuses to treat you because of no insurance.
Me after eating some tacos 7 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Ha Look at that. Don't really pay attention to celebs but not knowing makes it even funnier :D
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Me after eating some tacos 7 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Yes. This is a good outlook. Some girls would be very self-conscious about this which i dont get. This is a good body to weight ratio for a girl, i feel. If liking this is wrong then the Emasta does not want to be right.
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Maybe 10 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
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Valentines Cards from Norfolk 7 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
You find that in the South or in a shop owned by the Lannisters?
Aaaargh the feelings! It hurts! 11 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Because.. I'm walking on sunshine. I won't be long. I will wait for you! Feel it
Mountain on fire in Tucson, Arizona 3 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
There is where you must travel Master hobbit.
The entrance to hell 12 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
They actually did it... The Philosopher's Stone.
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A little calm before the I need a job storm 6 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Yes! It never ends. Being institutionalized in your own dreams, ain't that some shit.
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I knew it 2 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Laughed a little harder than i should have :D
Or start giving everyone food! 33 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Found a rose on my windshield buried under snow last Valentine's day. Luckily no one was around to see my puzzled expression cause if you're like me you assume one of two things: 1 its a practical joke or 2 someone issued me a death warrant. Spoiler warning i lived in the end but never did find out who it was :(
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True 14 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Didn't know choosing to get married and leave to start a fam with someone who's gonna help pay rent constitutes as getting "kicked out" but ok.
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The door 7 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold da door! Hol da door! Hol dor! Ho dor! Hodor Hodor
Growing up in the 90's 12 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Oh i remember trying to sleep with this pestering me in the night. In fact its probably safe to assume that everyone in the end just let em die, leaving them and the fad itself forever in that little digital tombstone.
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When you're at a store and see a parent ignoring their misbehaving kids 4 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Right and the barbershop. When you have razors grazing your scalp and scissors snipping so close to your eyes last thing you want to see is little timmy over here screaming and running around.
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The design on this floor 5 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Drunk or not is it even possible to reach that toilet without looking down?
Why does this exist? 10 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
Dick duck?
me as a parent 5 comments
emasta · 7 years ago
As long as your quoting Carlin why not get his other bumper stickers: "We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet." And "We have a son in public school who hasn't shot up his classmates, but he does sell drugs to your honor student plus he knocked up your daughter."
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