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facts 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Watching someone's brain as they die with an MRI.
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Am I? 10 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Look at a dollar bill. "In God we Trust" and it was the belief of many to assimilate foreigners to Christianity. Back then, I mean.
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Daughter's phone 13 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
This is how kids get pregnant, how they get bullied. Parents really should care more and not let their kids do whatever they want. Besides, until they are 18, they technically have no privacy. I mean, do they pay for the house they live in? Parents have every right to check their child's phone or computer.
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MIRROR MIRROR 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I think it's trying to communicate...
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David Tennant 6 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
And is married to one of the first Doctor's daughter! (She was in the episode The Doctor's Daughter)
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Religion's Logic 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Exactly. You just proved the picture's point. Basically if you don't have faith it doesn't matter what you do. You're apparently damned anyway.
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Grumpy cat strikes again 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
But they feed on the good feelings of people. Hence the reason they crashed the quidditch match in the 3rd book , they simply couldn't resist all the excitement.
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Not even him could resist 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
She actually. Tard is a girl.
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This would be a great spot for talking secrets 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Or even...
"Hey Frank, I killed your dad."
*Pushes Frank*
"Now no one will never know..."
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Apple can't brain today 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
What four cards add up to 30? I mean do they really want to make four cards that are worth $7.50? You can see the package has four slots for four cards.
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Chicken on earth 19 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Hell.
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Am I? 10 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
We live in a country built on Christian beliefs. As an athiest, I have accepted that and don't get all butt hurt when people use merry Christmas instead of happy holidays. I really don't care.
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Fried Chicken 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Saying black people are thieves is racist... And you people are worked up over fried chicken?
Many years later 6 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
She's not... She has her hand in her pocket. If she's pointing at anything it's her leg.
Sad cat is sad 12 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Look at the way that cat is arching it's back when people get near, it's very likely the cat would have attacked anyone who tried to help.
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Heaven must sound beautiful 11 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Yep. Cause I have a life to live. I have better things to do.
I love my country 14 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
You don't joke, you try to help. I never said to make fun of them
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Heaven must sound beautiful 11 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Because you're an idiot
Football 6 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I'm American...
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Too Many Sl*ts 18 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Asking for it? Asking for what exactly...
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Football 6 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
It's football you uncultured swine
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Troll mom sends a text 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
How is it the person's grandmother?
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The Only Real Princess 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
She's Disney-Pixar, there's a difference.
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My biggest fear when checking out a car 1 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Did someone really feel the need to put a watermark on a rage comic?
Heaven must sound beautiful 11 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
He was never acquitted for a reason...