ElyssaJM

elyssajm


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Making Skittles Vodka 17 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
My parents do this with jolly ranchers and red hots!
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Daughter's phone 13 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Parents who actually care about their kids... Making sure they aren't getting up to trouble. Call me crazy, guests.
The real, real women 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Not necessarily.
Hold on partner! 11 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
You people have never been a parent. Every mom and dad wants to ducttape their kid to a wall at some point. These parents probably did it for a moment just as a joke and took the kid down. Geeze people calm down.
The man behind the mask 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Joe Walker! <3
Japanese invention 7 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Because using a knife is SO difficult... Break crumbs would just stick to it and cause it to mold.
The Most Accurate Definition of Periods Ever 169 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I take birth control even though I don't use it for its intended purpose. It lightens bleeding, decreases bloating, and gets rid of acne. It really helps. And it helps you plan period dates and push it out if you want to.
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British vs American Castles *fixed* 25 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Real American Castle: Wane Manor
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In regard to kim & kanye's kid 10 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
There's people who named their kids hashtag and Katniss...
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Really people? 25 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I have female boobs.
Your logic was based on the fact that we have nipples. And even if they're not the same guys have them too
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Eating tools 12 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
In Ethiopia they have bread plates of ingera and pull pieces of the bread off and use it to scoop the food. It's pretty yummy :3
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To all those blaming Obama for the NSA 20 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
The president doesn't have the power to wipe out government programs just like that.
There's this thing called congress.
Hate them instead.
The president isn't some all powerful being that can fix all of our problems. He isn't a supreme ruler that has control over the decisions of the country. There are processes and a system in place that keeps one man from having too much power.
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Yay! Gay Marriage is now legal in California! 21 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
A gay relationship has two consenting partners. A child can't consent to being in a relationship.
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Who's a virgin 26 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
There is no point to this caffuffle, sqkuirtle
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Yea I'm a girl 11 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
A PSP I think. I'm not sure. I've only owned the old ones.
Subway dreamin' 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
But she's on the subway...
I can't believe I get insulted for not watching a tv show 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I've been scared off by GoT fans... Who say Robert Jordan (Who wrote Wheel of Time) copied the author of GoT. Really? Really?
Can you sing? 9 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
No. Only Sandra can do this.
Mario's biggest nightmare EVER 9 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Mario is a side scroller. The game scrolls only to the right, not left. Get it?
Obama trolling Fox News 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Twat waffle?
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Scared husky 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
My corgi does that, if you hold her above water she'll start doggy paddling
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I'm armed 10 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Yes and no, it's from Tom's channel and is animated by someone else, but it is Tom and Edd :3
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Hogwarts 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
That kid was a downer in that movie...
Goddamnit girl 12 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Look what if she wore the bikini so she could feel good about herself? Maybe she just likes wearing them. Women don't always dress a certain way to get attention from men
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Meet Kenny - The first tiger with down syndrome 79 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
He looks like someone mashed a tiger and a pug