ElyssaJM

elyssajm


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All I want in life is to have my tummy vacuumed 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Is that like a mutant corgi?! It's huge!
I love my country 14 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I never said you weren't... I said obese teens not specifically kachiku.
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What being a good person is really about 29 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
What is flaunting? Holding hands? I see straight couples with their tongues down each other's throats and grinding in a public park and no one cared. God forbid we see two men or women holding hands!
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Page 394 23 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Since when does a Christopher Pike book have over 300 pages? This is what I'd like to know. I own like five of his books and they barely tip the scale at 200
Really people? 25 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Guys have nipples too
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What the f*ck did I just read 45 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Look Volleyball, some people have different definitions of 'life'. Some people think that once a fetus is viable (able to live outside the womb) is when you call it a person. Some people think when the brain and heart are fully formed is when a fetus is a true person. Some don't consider a ball of cells human. Sure the cells are alive, but a fetus that young resembles a chicken more than an actual human. It's just what people believe. There is no true way to know when a persons is truly alive
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The best kiss cam 12 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
And it looks like she's telling someone beside her about the kiss cam and was probably mad that someone took her 15 seconds of kiss cam fame
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Good one 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Love this
USA protests 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I hate people like this, especially because
1. They aren't doing anything to help the situation
2. Obama didn't start NSA, Bush did
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How a pistol works 11 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I like how the brass just disappears into the abyss of white
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Germany 30 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Not everyone lives in the US...
Avengers 9 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Aww <3
Greatest conversation ever 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I had a friend with Cox as her last name. I didn't get why people thought it was funny until the eighth grade...
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Oh god! Yes! 9 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I've never had a Twinkie in my life and I don't plan on starting now.
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Lemme break it down for ya.. 10 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Draco Malfoy...
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B**bies 7 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Look above you guest.
Breaking the rules 7 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
He probably preheated the oven without the knowledge that his roommate had stashed a toaster in there...
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Batman wedding 12 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I think we get that these aren't actual wedding photos, just a cool complication for a cool wedding idea
Parenting Level: Awesome 9 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I would do this with Sonic 2, since Tails follows Sonic around mindlessly the entire game.
Please don't do selfies 28 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I think you've mistaken 'butt' for 'chest'
Game over nature 17 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
It's not like she purposely choked the snake to death or anything...
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Society nowadays 12 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
So basically we white people can't say something because our ancestors did something wrong?
I would never say that word, but your logic is skewed.
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It's all about the climb 14 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
You're too young for this site then.
this dog trying to get his treat 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Only corgis...
What if 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
... Holy Musical B@man summed up in a picture
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