Well when you put it that way 9 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
My brother seems to just always have his pocket knife on him
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Beautiful stone fireplace 6 comments
My name is mgoveia, and I approve this message. 12 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Same with thi guy I know... LOOK AT MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD, LOOK IT CLICKS! When will he get that I don't care?
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Avengers are busy 3 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Does everything have to have a romantic subplot? I go to a superhero movie to watch some justice be served and see bad guys get beat up. If I wanted smooching, I'd go watch a Nick Sparks movie...
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That weird 'fish' that washed up in spain 18 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
You people realize that's not a Pokémon, right? It's a character from Spirited Away
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Lamp of memories 24 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
It's obviously thick... A condom would be thin and transparent, even rolled up.
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To make the world a better place 18 comments
I blame the parents... 4 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Superman's home planet was destroyed and Peter's parents and grandparents were killed in a plane accident. Why do you think he was raised by his aunt and uncle?
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Lamp of memories 24 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
It's the top to a play dough container... Condoms aren't hard and plastic...
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Lamp of memories 24 comments
Thailand's anti-cheat helmets 10 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Yeah, but it would be obvious to the teacher. Face, face, face, face, face, WHITE SHEET! CHEATER!
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Lemony Snicket 14 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
The books were so repetitive, I finished all 13 out of pure determination...
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Science can't explain this 3 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Yes really! Scientists have discovered that gravity increases around the bed due to a scheme by the government to make us lazy!
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But... why? 4 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Maybe it's to keep phones from being stolen? There's this thing called 'Apple picking' where people take iPhones right out of people's hands while they are on the phone. So this way their phone is in their pocket. Or they could just use the headset that came with the phone....
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Do You Remember What Comes After This 2 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Bad Wolf. It says Bad Wolf on the wall. Bad. Wolf.
ROSE TYLER WAS HERE BITCHES
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ROSE TYLER WAS HERE BITCHES
Instaglasses - Instagram Sunglasses?! 4 comments
elyssajm
· 11 years ago
Why do they have to be Instagram related? Can I just have a camera in my glasses without stupid filters?
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Womens Roles In Films 7 comments
