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It's not pronounce me-me actually 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
When I first saw meme, I thought it was pronounced meh-may. Don't ask why my brain was so stupid...
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iPhone 5 disappointment 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Still owning an iPhone.
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School then and now 6 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Yeah teachers are paid, but so is anyone else working a job. Teachers also paid their own money to get the license and education so they could teach your ungrateful ass. Teachers chose to teach you, they went to school to help you, no teacher becomes one for the money, they do it because they want to help kids learn. If you have an uncaring or so called 'bad or boring' teacher it's because they've put up with enough of this crap. Students should give teachers respect. They are the reason you could read that meme and write that disrespectful comment.
GOOD DAY SIR
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Yes apprentice I will teach you! 1 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Brushes, my friend! It's all in the magic of the downloadable brushes
Me and my Husband choosing Wedding Cake 1 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Bitch please, the one on the right is totally how I'd want my cake decorated
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so... i got shot in the a** 50 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Someone stabbed me several times in the face then
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It's hard to find decent parking at Walmart 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
The trunk?
I can't be the only one 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
They are themselves without makeup...
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The Walking Dead x Peanuts 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I saw this artist at a fair! I would have bought this if I had my wallet at the time.
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Nobody will ever know 11 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
First of all that is a really offensive term, as second no they wouldn't.
Do you even know how those surgeries work? An MTF can't suddenly grow a uterus and the FTM surgery is still... Well under construction and needs improvement. And not all Transgenders choose to transition. So shut up and stop being derogatory
Religious propaganda at schools 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Some of us believe in it, deal with it. We think you're lost for believing in an invisible man in the sky.
Just saying.
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Clown costume totally made of balloons 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Yeah it is, the clock and the bunny next to him indicate mad-hatter ness.
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New Star Wars Movie by Disney Won't Suck 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Avengers did suck, the story line anyway.
C3-PO Skywalker 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I think you have your movies confused.
The election in a nutshell 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Colorado was blue, actually
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So, who's the best captain? 44 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
HARKNESS.
Luckiest man ever 19 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I don't really care... It's still an awesome GIF
magic 15 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
This would be a really stupid thing to lie about >.>
Double standards 66 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Do your research, idiot.
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Smartest Wish For A Genie 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Don't question Genie logic.
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Blond, James Blond 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
It's spelled differently in different countries.
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Men with Beards 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Ewan!!
And Gerry<3
Walking home from school in Iceland 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I would hope the guy that lives there knows his own county...
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Cool stuff I want 6 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Yes. Yes they are.
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Then and now 9 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Yes it is. That's what the book was originally called. But they dumbed it down for the American version.
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