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applol 39 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Allpps
Photo from the latest North Korean rocket launch 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
It's a joke... No one is impressed by your ability to spot obvious photoshop
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At the end, you regret it 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
20% of KIDs learn to play music. Thus, 80% don't.
70% of ADULTs wished they had learned to play music. Thus, 30% don't.
Two different statistics, genius.
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My Childhood 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Nah, Harry Potter an Wheel of time were the end for me.
HP: Started the year I was born and has been with me all my years growing up. 7 books and 8 films.
WoT: 14 books the size of dictionaries and a part of my life since the 6th grade.
Comparing to 3 animated movies I didn't care about... Yup. Feels unharmed.
Fell asleep on keyboard and woke up with 1000+ pages of z 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Look at the bottom of the document. It literally has 1000+ pages
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Taylor Swift's New Song 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Back to December. All about how she went wrong.
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Nutella 5 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Look at her lips and eyes, she's obviously not black. Her eyelids are pink as are her lips.
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magic 15 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Saying it works... Won't magically make it work
magic 15 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Held my phone up to my nose... All I saw was my nose and the woman on one side and the circle on the other
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lol 7 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Still keeping my iPhone
The way Karma works 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Karma is actual a Hindu belief that if you are good in this life, that you will prosper in the next life when they are reincarnated, which was why poor people were treated so badly, because supposedly they were terrible people in a previous life and deserved to be in a lower class.
HISTORY, BITCH
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Some interesting facts 9 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Duck quacks echo. MYTHBUSTERS FTW!
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5 advantages of small b**bs 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
You can't sleep on your front! That hurts.
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Bella, Meet Edward 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Photoshop
too help make your day better 50 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Naïve, passionate, outspoken, and outgoing
Try this 8 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
My cursor is a pen. Ha.
Just Dafuq 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Not true
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No signs detected 1 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
So basically she wants a gay boyfriend?
S: Secretly
W: We
A: Are
G: Gay
So fukin' true 2 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Going for the London look 7 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
That is so mean. She is gorgeous and her gap gives her character.
Spider-arm 12 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
That cast is amazing!
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Only Gerald Butler can pull it off! 1 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Only you, Gerry, only you <3
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Corgi Cat 4 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
I think they were just comparing it to a corgi and didn't actually believe it was actually called a corgi cat
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How screwed are you? 92 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
Transformers 3...
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Pixar's logic 3 comments
elyssajm · 11 years ago
French rat. Remy was French. And yet no accent.
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