Boggles the clown is nobody's bitch.

"Come at me now you salty crab!"

"I ate a baby!"

Challenge accepted

I'm gonna split it like a piece of wood.

Who taught you that George?
And that chimp is hilarious

Satan is the Apache helicopter of this list

I'm curious why chloe felt that she had to let us know that he was an Indian man. I dont think it added anything to the story.
If he was white I believe she just would've said "man".

Still counts!

As your postman I say to you dear resident that I have altered my route and you will no longer be receiving mail. Please come down to the post office to pick up your future correspondence.
Signed,
Mail Carrier

That looks like action figure purgatory

Do they come in pairs?

"There isn't an imperfection on this face, I already wear makeup peanut."

That's not pain. That sucker is my ticket out of this circus.

That's exactly how I want to go

And how would our exes be reminded of what our junk looked like

Yes it can.

Now this might sting a little..

It almost worked

Dub step