*sonics your camera*Now,every picture you take will just be a potato.

Who took that picture?

Wait...how did you survive the Time War?

That's not the point!

We're the same person, you do realize that, right? We're all the Doctor. Yeah, sure, we have different faces, but we are all the Doctor.

Last time I checked, the Master was gone.

Yes, but I stopped the paradox. I fixed that. So, tell me, why do you still exist?

You're not supposed to exist anymore...