I’m sorry I downvoted because this made me lose my erection while about to get a blowy.

Is that you Han Solo?

”Wow it must’ve taken 100s of years to contrast this pillar” *BOOM* “hey I look I made a bridge and it only took like... 3 seconds”

I actually helped worked on a liquid fluoride reactor at my college. It creates clean water from salt water and isotopes that can be used to target cancer cells specifically. It has a fail safe to where if the reactor gets to hot it melts a plug at the bottom and the fluid drains into a tank and solidifies in that. It creates more power than a regular fusion reactor and zero risk.

Artax NOOO

Straight male here, done it once, works wonders.

Everyone just ignoring that last part?

You are

Where tf would you even add water on that?

I want that symbol

This scared me because I live in this town but you are not one of the friends I have on this site lol

Technically he could’ve said “I’m not a whale, I’m a dolphin.”

I’m surprised no one said game of dicks yet

Onotamn. My dads was wnotjoe. So I guess he’s just not named joe lol.

And a rocket.....a big fucking rocket

I guess it was Jewish

I knew a guy who took steroids. We were all hanging out and one landed on his bicep. Dude flexed so fast the mosquito didn't explode. but!!!! It left the biggest goddamn mosquito bite on his arm. dont do it.