The real 4D experience

It's only 2007 though

Albert the maze-maker did not give one fuck that day

If you're a kidnapper you can steal anyone

This doesn't work in real life. Don't ask, just, trust me. I know from experience

I know, fucking Rolex not texting back

No, that's stupid, I'm a guy for starters, I'm on a couch and I-- you know what, who am I kidding, that's me at the moment in one picture

Well, for me it can't possibly be worse than last year, so I still have my hopes up

Potato is written with 27

But I'm a straight, male Catholic... Well, guess there's going to be some changes...

Canada is just a fairy tale. I thought I went once but thinking back now it must have just been a whimsical dream

Are you telling me that's now how it happened in some deleted scene that has never seen the light of day?

Ah who cares, we've all killed someone... Wait, no, I'm not meant to tell people I did that am I?

More like when someone compliments how you look in one photo and then you have to show everyone because for once you don't look like a train wreck that had a baby with a plane crash and the child was raised deep in the Mongolian woods by a lost sandal

Extinction or a complex magic trick? Only time will tell