Duck you autocorrect 11 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Sometimes it can come in handy if you misspell a word by a letter or so accidentally
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Feels 18 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Anakin has 2 babies. One of those babies grows up and had another baby, this new baby is called Kylo. That would make Kylo the grandchild
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Revolution anyone? Hail marks. 16 comments
So this is how the screens on the plane froze when the pilot gave an announcement 5 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
What the hell kind of flight only has one film and it's one screen per two passengers? Even in economy class you get better than that. Sure it might be a domestic flight or something, but still
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The first storm trooper of it's kind 20 comments
Obviously Not 5 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
No, you respawn at the nearest hospital because of free healthcare
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Revolution anyone? Hail marks. 16 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
KGB is already watching your house. All agencies protecting you are dead. They are just waiting my order to strike and you will feel the power of the iron fist
Oh please, we all know he's one of the villains 9 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
"We're gonna build a wall around Arkham Asylum and we're going to make the criminals pay for that wall"
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Revolution anyone? Hail marks. 16 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
SOCOM, eh? Let's see how much they do when they wake up with Kalashnikov round through the head. Oh wait, they won't wake up. We will find you famousone
they call me coffee because i can make ur heart pound 11 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
I can just imagine you like playing really loud music or something and keeping your entire neighbourhood awake
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Revolution anyone? Hail marks. 16 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
MI6? Ha, beating them is child's play. CIA? A little harder, but there's not much Soviet ingenuity can't do
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69, RIP. 37 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Call it what you want, I'm happy to have a million dollars if you're offering
Revolution anyone? Hail marks. 16 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
You are an enemy to the communist agenda. You will be taken by the KGB
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69, RIP. 37 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
No, but I wouldn't mind it, provided by loan you mean I don't ever have to pay you back
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Profound 4 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
People hire legitimate surgeons to perform complex surgery on themselves but have second thoughts when the job is given to my drunken uncle who is using only a saw
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The first storm trooper of it's kind 20 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Well, stormtroopers have killed many rebels (eg. Opening scene of a new hope) and, I just used jawas as an example because they came to mind first but all the jawas they killed at their sandcrawler (in a new hope too)
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they call me coffee because i can make ur heart pound 11 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
They call me coffee because they somehow mistake me for a drink, when I'm actually a living breathing person who is in fact not coffee
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The first storm trooper of it's kind 20 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
What about all the other stormtroopers that mowed down everything from rebel troops to jawas?
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Heard you been talking shit