I think they should make some sort of parody of James Bond with Cage as the main actor, but not tell him it's a comedy, just urge him to overact in each and every scene and let the film become the masterpiece it would be

Yeah, but what I mean is the same things but in their universe, like the empire invade a planet that represents Poland for example

Everyone I've ever embarrassed myself in front of? That is too many people to fit in one house

I can supply weapons of varying sizes and types if you need them. Everything from a cavemans club to the fat man atomic bomb

Yeah, problem is shipping, getting things like that past border security

It was genuine, don't worry :)

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Alright, we've managed to get you a part. You get to be the lead actor in this new film!
"Yeah, that's great!"
Alright, look, they're going to email through the script in a minute, but here's the general gist of it
"I'd love to hear it"
Okay, so you play an ex-cop by the name of Steven O'Re--
"You mean Hector right, that's his real name"
No, it's Steven
"Yeah yeah yeah, you mean Hector right?"
Steven
"Hector"

Yeah, but in the western world it has grown to be a phrase feared by the general public. If you did yell that on a packed bus there would be screaming and people trying to get off as soon as possible